Flight attendant: Is there anyone on this flight who can review a pull request?
Dad: That’s something you can do, right?
Me: Dad? Why do you look like a “Force Ghost” from a re-edited Star Wars movie?
Dad: That would be because I’m dead and this is a visitation from the afterlife. By the way, your mother says everything now makes more sense about you now that you’ve transitioned.
Me: Thanks. I’m glad Mom gets it now.
Dad: Hey flight attendant, this is my daughter from California, she can review that pull request!
Me: Dad, you’re embarassing me.